Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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