So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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