Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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