Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
i barfeds in our rink
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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