I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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