He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
God, I missed his penis.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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