Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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