Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
You can't just leave with hair like that
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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