Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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