She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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