dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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