how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
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