i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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