I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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