he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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