I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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