Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
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Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
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It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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