whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
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Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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