The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
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Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize