i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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