Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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