You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
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And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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