That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
accomplished twins. life is a go
Four minutes until I can fart!
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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