Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
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im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
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I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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