would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
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this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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