I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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