so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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