Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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