I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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