Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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