Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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