Grow some girl-balls and come out already
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
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I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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