Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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