In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Tell her she can't have a vagina
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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