Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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