We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
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i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
So gin and wine won't be happening again
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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