I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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