Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I think i peed on brittanys purse
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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