an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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