I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
