were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
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Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
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lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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