Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
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Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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