i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
Randomize
