Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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