After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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