I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
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At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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