Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
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