Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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