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Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
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