OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
time to smoke my breakfast
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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