I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
Randomize
