Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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