How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize
