Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This is my gift to your gina
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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