You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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