I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
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I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
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all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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