I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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